Today we’re going to go on a class trip! *hands out acid*
I might be failing school, but I will be ready when the titans attack
Your relatives are here
They brought presents
I saw this and couldn’t resist writing it.
are you a god
i knew it was this but then flute
no but really short people are so mean dude. i got a lot of short friends and they kinda scare me
us tall people are so nice and soft-hearted and everyone always picks on us for being tall and we’re like “haha yeah”
short people will easily start planning a murder if u pick on them
its because all of our hate is condensed into a small space.
and we’re closer to Satan
i’ve soiled my pants three times this week